The season
finale of The
Walking Dead runs tonight and this event calls for a special dinner/show time
snack. Here’s an easy and gory
preparation, guaranteed to gross out the timid.
And, while you will need a sharp knife, you won’t need Michonne-style knife skills to
pull off this food illusion.
Start with a
hot dog. Slice the tip off on a shallow
angle like this…
…to make fingernails!!!!!!
About an
inch down from the top of the fingernail, make 3 shallow cuts, about 1/4th
inch deep, across the dog.
Move another
2 inches down the dog to make another set of cuts for knuckles.
Tear off the
end of the dog with all the violence you would need to defend yourself from an
undead thing that wants your brains for a snack.
Roast the
dogs in a 350° oven. Bake them to any
color that you want, because as we know, Walkers come in many hues. The plague that causes the dead to rise as
biters does not discriminate. Or if you
want to go for that “dead, but sunk in a pond look,” boil the dogs in water. If you cook them in sauerkraut, they’ll have
that “stewed in intestines” appearance.
A bit of
food coloring on the severed end adds to the realistic look.
Serve on a
roll.
Let's all hope that Carl finally gets eaten. I'm tired of him, have been since season 2.
Enjoy the show!
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