Sunday, March 30, 2014

A Walking Dead Recipe (Undead Hot Dogs)



The season finale of The Walking Dead runs tonight and this event calls for a special dinner/show time snack.  Here’s an easy and gory preparation, guaranteed to gross out the timid.  And, while you will need a sharp knife, you won’t need Michonne-style knife skills to pull off this food illusion.

Start with a hot dog.  Slice the tip off on a shallow angle like this… 


 …to make fingernails!!!!!!


About an inch down from the top of the fingernail, make 3 shallow cuts, about 1/4th inch deep, across the dog.


Move another 2 inches down the dog to make another set of cuts for knuckles.


Tear off the end of the dog with all the violence you would need to defend yourself from an undead thing that wants your brains for a snack.


Roast the dogs in a 350° oven.  Bake them to any color that you want, because as we know, Walkers come in many hues.  The plague that causes the dead to rise as biters does not discriminate.  Or if you want to go for that “dead, but sunk in a pond look,” boil the dogs in water.  If you cook them in sauerkraut, they’ll have that “stewed in intestines” appearance.


 A bit of food coloring on the severed end adds to the realistic look.


Serve on a roll. 

Let's all hope that Carl finally gets eaten.  I'm tired of him, have been since season 2.

Enjoy the show!

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